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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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The 2023 Ashfield District Council election took place on 4 May 2023, to elect all 35 members of Ashfield District Council in Nottinghamshire, England. This was on the same day as other local elections in England.
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Serious Japanese is the second studio album by Japanese hip-hop group Teriyaki Boyz. Released on February 3, 2009, it peaked at number 3 on the Oricon Albums Chart.
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