{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
["Selfies lyft heirloom woke bitters pour-over. Seitan messenger bag pinterest plaid forage actually. Glossier leggings swag selvage. Microdosing flannel pug fashion axe 8-bit messenger bag migas +1 kombucha sustainable photo booth. Lumbersexual hashtag chia, celiac af typewriter authentic kale chips street art.","Copper mug pork belly knausgaard, seitan iPhone cray enamel pin viral tattooed vexillologist. Keytar ethical mixtape, gatekeep try-hard post-ironic crucifix banjo tbh. Viral umami 8-bit austin YOLO. Cliche semiotics vexillologist, freegan humblebrag aesthetic tacos.","Cold-pressed +1 hoodie normcore organic DIY vibecession blue bottle chambray tofu next level. DSA bitters austin flexitarian bodega boys. Palo santo celiac banjo, tonx pinterest listicle prism scenester. Paleo austin aesthetic taxidermy taiyaki blackbird spyplane.","Kogi everyday carry flexitarian yuccie. Wayfarers schlitz keytar, portland listicle aesthetic organic shaman bruh blackbird spyplane jawn cardigan freegan. Humblebrag green juice four dollar toast viral DSA put a bird on it PBR&B jianbing taxidermy ascot retro 3 wolf moon deep v. Ennui shabby chic tousled neutra roof party copper mug. Sus everyday carry craft beer wolf drinking vinegar kale chips health goth.","Lyft taxidermy man braid umami kombucha subway tile tattooed typewriter keytar franzen. Gorpcore sustainable etsy freegan air plant cliche pork belly tumeric blog gochujang aesthetic next level bodega boys. Mukbang fit butcher fixie live-edge crucifix pickled. Umami neutral milk hotel swag, blue bottle man bun celiac four loko bicycle rights sartorial literally ascot mumblecore. Street art hexagon man braid kickstarter chia."]
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?","punchline":"You use a pumpkin patch.","id":123}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
["Kinfolk cornhole retro slow-carb. Tattooed brunch hella gastropub mlkshk lyft. Skateboard keytar listicle, meh cardigan lumbersexual swag you probably haven't heard of them hashtag thundercats messenger bag Brooklyn yuccie deep v. Butcher venmo hella church-key jean shorts.","Tilde venmo PBR&B JOMO 8-bit man braid microdosing. Vinyl shoreditch schlitz, fanny pack bespoke literally mixtape fixie. Lumbersexual tousled quinoa offal live-edge venmo marxism banh mi, vegan before they sold out iPhone lomo hoodie. Coloring book edison bulb biodiesel tilde copper mug everyday carry intelligentsia, next level cornhole street art. Four dollar toast hashtag cronut, lumbersexual vice banjo cray kale chips forage succulents asymmetrical vibecession. Praxis PBR&B tumblr chambray fanny pack blackbird spyplane tousled banjo echo park grailed disrupt.","Kitsch sus hammock paleo, dreamcatcher ramps affogato banh mi +1 glossier. Forage food truck farm-to-table single-origin coffee. Neutra gatekeep hot chicken slow-carb lumbersexual. Mixtape kale chips fashion axe lyft, DIY bodega boys asymmetrical leggings actually sartorial narwhal irony pour-over ennui tousled.","Leggings blackbird spyplane 3 wolf moon chillwave cronut swag poke iceland craft beer kogi hammock. Polaroid cred twee, mlkshk fam whatever viral waistcoat pop-up gochujang fanny pack bespoke green juice. Paleo sus food truck kickstarter, vice vibecession cardigan waistcoat viral fanny pack marxism jean shorts banh mi. Cardigan put a bird on it humblebrag mlkshk celiac. Marfa letterpress kombucha tote bag chartreuse DSA.","Man bun blackbird spyplane venmo, microdosing messenger bag activated charcoal pickled williamsburg food truck bushwick drinking vinegar. Street art selvage photo booth, copper mug small batch kitsch literally art party man braid activated charcoal. Vaporware PBR&B forage, poke biodiesel master cleanse cupping occupy polaroid man bun venmo pok pok bruh roof party. Iceland gorpcore retro dreamcatcher."]
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
{"type":"standard","title":"Roque Funes","displaytitle":"Roque Funes","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7366793","titles":{"canonical":"Roque_Funes","normalized":"Roque Funes","display":"Roque Funes"},"pageid":9627300,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/RoqueFunes.jpg","width":95,"height":125},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/RoqueFunes.jpg","width":95,"height":125},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1210795585","tid":"3d43a12d-d626-11ee-b9af-1de375a6e672","timestamp":"2024-02-28T10:43:42Z","description":"Argentine cinematographer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_Funes","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_Funes?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_Funes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Roque_Funes"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_Funes","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Roque_Funes","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roque_Funes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Roque_Funes"}},"extract":"Roque Funes was the most prolific Argentine cinematographer in the history of the Cinema of Argentina whose career spanned over 40 years of cinema.","extract_html":"
Roque Funes was the most prolific Argentine cinematographer in the history of the Cinema of Argentina whose career spanned over 40 years of cinema.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Bellojín","displaytitle":"Bellojín","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q384954","titles":{"canonical":"Bellojín","normalized":"Bellojín","display":"Bellojín"},"pageid":32851747,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/IglesiaBellojin.jpg/330px-IglesiaBellojin.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/IglesiaBellojin.jpg","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213672658","tid":"943e8ce0-e202-11ee-9157-535407dd6cf9","timestamp":"2024-03-14T12:58:40Z","description":"Hamlet in Álava, Spain","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.8287,"lon":-3.02822},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belloj%C3%ADn","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belloj%C3%ADn?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belloj%C3%ADn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Belloj%C3%ADn"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belloj%C3%ADn","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Belloj%C3%ADn","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belloj%C3%ADn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Belloj%C3%ADn"}},"extract":"Bellojín is a hamlet in the municipality of Valdegovía/Gaubea, in Álava province, Basque Country, Spain. It is part of the concejo of Villamaderne.","extract_html":"
Bellojín is a hamlet in the municipality of Valdegovía/Gaubea, in Álava province, Basque Country, Spain. It is part of the concejo of Villamaderne.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Hospital of St Cross","displaytitle":"Hospital of St Cross","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5908748","titles":{"canonical":"Hospital_of_St_Cross","normalized":"Hospital of St Cross","display":"Hospital of St Cross"},"pageid":9020362,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Hospital_of_St_Cross.jpg/330px-Hospital_of_St_Cross.jpg","width":320,"height":226},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Hospital_of_St_Cross.jpg","width":640,"height":451},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265270745","tid":"813020ec-c331-11ef-8454-4b3cc1a314f6","timestamp":"2024-12-26T02:31:26Z","description":"Grade I listed almshouse in Winchester, Hampshire, United Kingdom","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.048,"lon":-1.322},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_of_St_Cross","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_of_St_Cross?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H